Doorbell Rings While Showering
A man and his girlfriend are in the shower when the doorbell rings.
The girl is just getting out and says, “I’ll get it. She goes to the door wearing only a towel.
A man stands at the door, looks at the half-naked beauty, and says, “My name is Barry, and I’ll give you $300 to take off the towel!”
The girl thinks for a moment and decides, “What the hell?” So she drops the towel.
The guy looks at her gorgeous body for a while, then gives her the $300 and leaves.
She goes upstairs and finds her boyfriend just getting out of the shower. “Who was at the door?” she asks.
She says, “A guy named Barry.”
“That’s my friend Barry, did he give you the $300 he owed me?” the boyfriend asks.
They Say Men Don’t Listen To Women
A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday.
“I’d like to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went to a local amusement park.
What a day! He took her on every ride in the park: Death Slide, Scream Loop, Wall of Horror, everything! Wow!
Five hours later, dizzy and sick to his stomach, he staggered out of the amusement park.
They went straight to McDonald’s and her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then they went to the movies – it was the latest Disney movie and what an amazing adventure!
Finally, she returned home with her husband and collapsed on the bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked her affectionately: “So, honey, what was it like to be six years old again?”
The woman looked up wearily and said;
“You fool, I meant my dress size.”
The moral of the story is this:
If a woman speaks and a man is really listening, he will still misunderstand.