Mother, How Were Humans Created?
A little girl was sitting at the kitchen table drawing a picture of her parents with crayons.
She started thinking about her grandparents… what about her grandparents’ parents? What about her parents?
He asked his mother thoughtfully: “Mom, where do people come from? I mean, does everyone have a family?”
“God created Adam and Eve, and they had children, and those children had children of their own, and so on until today,” her mother replied.
The girl nodded. After a while, she needed a blue crayon for the sky in her picture, so she went to her room to get another box of crayons.
When she got to her room, she saw that her father was there and had set up a shelf. He asked her the same question.
“Many years ago, there were monkeys from which the human race evolved,” her father replied.
Confused, the girl turned to her mother and said, “Mom, you tricked me! You told me the human race was created by God, but my father said they evolved from monkeys!”
The mother replied, “Well, dear, it’s very simple. I told you my side of the family, and your father told you his side.
They Say Men Don’t Listen To Women
A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday.
“I’d like to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went to a local amusement park.
What a day! He took her on every ride in the park: Death Slide, Scream Loop, Wall of Horror, everything! Wow!
Five hours later, dizzy and sick to his stomach, he staggered out of the amusement park.
They went straight to McDonald’s and her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then they went to the movies – it was the latest Disney movie and what an amazing adventure!
Finally, she returned home with her husband and collapsed on the bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked her affectionately: “So, honey, what was it like to be six years old again?”
The woman looked up wearily and said;
“You fool, I meant my dress size.”
The moral of the story is this:
If a woman speaks and a man is really listening, he will still misunderstand.