Make A Wish. The Perfect Husband?
A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp.
She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie appeared.
Surprised, the woman soon came to her senses and asked if she had three wishes.
The genie replied, “No… Due to inflation, constant downsizing and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So what will you wish for?”
The woman did not hesitate.
She took out a map and said, “I wish for peace in the Middle East. You see this map? I want these countries to stop fighting each other.
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed: “My goodness, ma’am! These people have been fighting for thousands of years! I am good, but not that good! This is not possible. Make another wish.”
The woman thought for a moment and said: “Well, I’ve never found the right man, you know, someone who’s thoughtful and funny, who likes to cook and help clean the house, who’s good in bed and gets along with my family, who doesn’t watch sports all the time, and who’s faithful. That’s what I want-a good wife.”
The genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, “Let me see that card again!
They Say Men Don’t Listen To Women
A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday.
“I’d like to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went to a local amusement park.
What a day! He took her on every ride in the park: Death Slide, Scream Loop, Wall of Horror, everything! Wow!
Five hours later, dizzy and sick to his stomach, he staggered out of the amusement park.
They went straight to McDonald’s and her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then they went to the movies – it was the latest Disney movie and what an amazing adventure!
Finally, she returned home with her husband and collapsed on the bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked her affectionately: “So, honey, what was it like to be six years old again?”
The woman looked up wearily and said;
“You fool, I meant my dress size.”
The moral of the story is this:
If a woman speaks and a man is really listening, he will still misunderstand.